Recruiter: We would love for you to join our team! We have a lot of challenges that you can help solve (read: our org is a complete mess) and we will pay you competitively (read: less than what you make right now). This is really a role for someone who can roll up their sleeves (read: we dont have the right people for the job so you gotta do everything) and someone who is not afraid to challenge the status quo (read: our ceo is a dick). Me: No, thank you.