Wife: do you know who the next president of India is?
Me: someone named Dumru?
Wife: It’s Droupadi Murmu.
Nothing I say here should be taken seriously. Or actually anywhere at all. Opinions are strictly mine, and I actually have to say it.
Wife: do you know who the next president of India is?
Me: someone named Dumru?
Wife: It’s Droupadi Murmu.