Mens shorts length tell so much about them no?
3" shorts: Maybe gay, very confident and self assured about themselves, and definitely go the gym. Gotta show off those thighs.
5" shorts: Teenager to young 20s, progressive, believes in if girls can show it I can show it too, probably goes to gym.
7" shorts: Most men in 20s and beyond who want to keep up with current trends. Look disdainfully at other men still wearing 9" or 10" baseball shorts.
9" cargo shorts: Dads in their late 40s who’ve stopped giving a fuck about others have to say about it. Mostly white. Likes to barbeque on weekends.
9" formal shorts with belts: Over 60 racist white grandpas. Stay away if you are of different color.