A pet peeve of mine is when every Halloween some or the other parent on our HOA facebook group decides to educate us and tell us why we should be careful about the candies we give out on halloween and why we must be aware of how some kids might be allergic to XYZ and, how we should keep only allergy friendly candies and all. Here’s the thing: Its your FUCKING kid. There are two options here: Walk with your kid if they are young and ensure a) they either get the right candy or b) review all candies before your kid decides to eat some, or, if you are kids are old enough they should fucking know which candies to pick.

It is NOT my fucking responsibility to be responsible for your kid! Just super super annoying.