The kid is having a sleepover with her bestie at our house. We took them out for dinner last night and generally started talking about their common friends, and both kids go “Oh her, she is such a pick-me-up!". We are like whats a pick-me-up? Then her friend says, you know the middle school girls who throw themselves at every boy they see so they can be picked up by them, those. Then says, its just a nicer way of saying the other word that begins with S.

I am just too old.