There are two professions that I hope my kid never pursues:
Journalism: the shittiest brainless job in America is that of journalists and main stream media. Absolute cesspool of pathetic people up and down the chain.
K12 teachers: the most disrespected and under appreciated job there is. My heart goes out to all the k12 teachers who are criminally underpaid everywhere and then have to tolerate nasty children and horrible horrible parents.