Went to our regular alcohol shop this morning and dad insisted on joining. On seeing the nearly 1k bill he freaked out and asked me how much do I drink! The look on his face was hilarious. I wanted to play along for a bit but decided against it for my own sanity. I had to calm him down that we visit this store once a year at best because its far, and usually the person who goes to the store also carries with shopping list for multiple friends. Had to point out that literally 2/3rds of the shopping that we did was for friends who are going to pick it up from our place and its not me. Not sure if he was convinced or not, but hey IDGAF if he thinks his son has become a raging alcoholic!