My golden retriever has become so lazy now that he won’t even get up to come by the door to greet me when I am home. He knows its me. He knows I will come cuddle him after I am back, so he’s figured out why must he waste his energy wagging his tail and acting cute when no matter what he’s going to get the cuddles? So he just sits there in middle of the room waiting for the hug. What a lazy fucking ass!